IT’S MY PARTY AND I’LL BARK IF I WANT TO
It’s my Birthday! I turned three years old the other day. That’s twenty-one in human years. I’m a legal-beagle now! Ask for my ID, I’ll show my shiny […]
DOG DAYS OF SUMMER = BAD HAIR DAZE
Dear Rolo, It’s mid-July and I’m tired of seeing other mutts on TV have all the fun while running around in the middle of the afternoon. Have you […]
FATHER’S DAY FOR YOUR HUMANZ
Dear Rolo, Help! Father’s Day is next week…how’d that happen? Did humans mess with the calendar? What gives? I don’t have a friggin’ clue as to what gifts to […]
APRIL SHOWERS BRING MAY FLOWERS?
Dear Rolo, I’ve been hearing a lot of “April showers bring May flowers.” What the heck is it? Is it a Thanksgiving reboot? I keep hearing this, all […]
To Howl or Not to Howl?
Dear Rolo, You still get the urge to break out into spontaneous song? You know, that wonderful feeling you get when you let out that deeply-felt “Awwwwrrrroooooo” […]
Need to Lose a Few Holiday Pounds?
Dear Rolo, Do you have any suggestions for losing some of these extra holiday pounds? My new designer harness is now tight, and I bulge all over. […]
Suggestions on Stocking Stuffers?
Dear Rolo, What would you suggest I put in my buddy Rover’s stocking for Christmas? Signed, Elwood in Chattanooga ANSWER – Hey Elwood, I’m so glad you […]
Holiday Parties Make Me Want to Play Dead
Dear Rolo, My calendar’s getting filled up with Holiday parties. Lots of them. Work/office parties during the week and friends/family gatherings on the weekends. It’s starting to […]
Rolo’s Advice on What Wine Dogs should Bring on Thanksgiving
Dear Rolo, Thanksgiving is around the corner. What wine do I bring to a gathering? There are going to be lots of humans there, so I’m sure […]
LARGE AND IN CHARGE!
This is the first blog post. You’re welcome. I’m a poodle. A parti spoo. You’ll get the hang of thanking me. A little more about my background… […]